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A Simple Five Question Quiz

An easy quiz from MarketWatch:

“5-part IQ Test to Make You a Better Investor”

“The best investing strategies are simple, timeless, obvious, transparent … and too often ignored. Yes, ignored. Why? Because most investors have trouble making decisions. They rely on the random flow of breaking news, biases, weak data and so-called experts.

Unfortunately, in processing an overwhelming tidal wave, the investor’s brain has reprogrammed itself to process high volumes of short-term information that significantly discounts long-term data and overrides timeless principles. And yet the best investment advice still is incredibly simple and obvious. But because this process forces us to ignore breaking news and take personal responsibility, many investors freeze, can’t decide, vacillate and lose their self-confidence.

What if you’re in a double-bind, indecisive, dithering?

Here’s every investor’s best advice, something the Buddha said 2,500 years ago: “Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who said it, not even if I said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.” If investors took Buddha’s advice, Wall Street would be out of business, and you’d be in control!

But be careful, if you do take this advice, you’ll fall into a classic double-bind! Yes, you’ll know you can never trust another so-called expert. But how do you know if you know “enough” to trust yourself?

Years ago I discussed this esoteric field of investing metaphysics with financial adviser Paul Merriman and came away with a sudden awareness that the investor’s problem is not “out there.” It’s not too much information or too little of what’s going on “out there” on Wall Street, in the markets or economies across the world.

No, investors’ biggest problem is what’s going on inside their own brain. Period. So here’s a short five-part quiz we designed to help you find out how to sort that out for yourself and make better investment decisions:

#1. Accurate? Information tested accurate and truthful (20 points)

We’d all love to have tomorrow’s newspaper today. Unfortunately, investors are historians not futurists. And we’re overloaded. Even with the best data available, for example the data in most fund profiles, you’re dealing with 10,000 funds, each with 100 data points that are actually old news, usually 3-to-6 months old, some a year old. So you oscillate between a false sense of being well-informed, and insecurity about the truth. Give yourself 20 points if you believe you get the honest-to-god’s hard facts here.

#2. Biased? Facts you believe are true but are false (20 points)

Behavioral finance guru Richard Thaler says Wall Street “needs investors who are irrational, woefully uninformed, endowed with strange preferences, or for some other reason willing to hold overpriced assets.” The game’s rigged and the house always wins. Wall Street’s army of behavioral economists, securities analysts, cable talking heads, industry pundits and ad execs all know your brain tunes into upbeat positive news, screens out contrary data. They easily manipulate your internal belief system.

In our desire for clarity about the future, we tune into what reinforces preexisting beliefs. We believe that listening to MSNBC or FoxNews, reading one more newspaper, or researching one more stock, you’ll discover tomorrow’s truth. Max of 20 more points if you’re certain you get the whole truth.

#3. Denials? You know the truth, but refuse to accept it (20 points)

Our minds are masters at denying the truth, even when it’s staring us in the face. Nouriel Roubini sees this phenomenon a “White Swan” in “Crisis Economics.” In fact, financial crises actually occur in predictable patterns that masses of investors still deny and ignore. For example, for four years leading up to the 2008 Wall Street crash, we reported on dozens of credible warnings. We questioned denials by the Treasury secretary and Fed chairman. The need to be right leads us to deny contrary data, like P/E ratios. We con ourselves with clichés: “This time it’s different, a new economy.”

Sorry, but you cannot trust either optimism or pessimism, not yours, not theirs, nor mine. Even when you’re certain you’re right, you may be dead wrong, yet unable to let go of a bad idea. Max 20 points.

#4. Wishful thinking? Unpredictable future, you’re guessing (20 points)

In your mind, you know you really can’t know much about tomorrow. There’s a reason financial insiders insert a warning in their research: “Past performance cannot predict future results.” Yes, you tune it out, they’re protected. You’re in fantasy land with a lotto ticket.

Every day the press and media blabbers on with hundreds of market gurus, economists, CEOs, and advertisements galore. We counted them one day, over a hundred predictions, contradictions, oxmorons, dilemmas, paradoxes, a relentless torrent of conflicting data about future unknowns, unpredictable, speculations and guesstimates. We obsess, anxiously trying to figure out what you can never really know, until after the fact.

Another 20-point max: But only if you have a solid track record predicting the future.

#5. Black swans? Disasters we could plan for, but don’t (20 points)

Black swans are unknown future events. There are so many data points, macroeconomic possibilities and uncertain risks beyond our human comprehension. And yes, experts use sophisticated game-theory strategies to predict probabilities of unpredictable events.

But too many unknowns slip through the human mind, catch us by surprise. Nassim Taleb, an options trader, mathematics professor and author of “Fooled By Randomness,” says black swans are rare events with three defining characteristics: They are improbable, unpredictable and will have “massive consequences.” And afterwards “experts” will tell us all the reasons the events were predictable, not random.

Yes, we may never see these historic turning points until after the fact, when it’s too late to prepare. But all too often the risks of sudden “unexpected” events, like market crashes, natural disasters, currency collapses, pandemics, terrorist attacks and nuclear wars are predictable but discounted as too costly to prepared for.

Such as events like the 2012 Knight Capital HFT programming glitch, Wall Street’s 2008 crash, hundred-year floods and the next Big Oil spill. The best and brightest can predict but chose instead to take the risks, hope nothing happens and get richer. Max out with another 20 points here.

What’s your “Investors I.Q. Score?” Will you succeed in 2013?

Folks, the biggest decision every investor must make is taking total responsibility for their investment strategy and performance. Most waffle. But you’ll never mature by default, by following the “experts.” You must take charge of the good, the bad and the ugly in this increasingly dangerous world.

It’s your money, your retirement, and in the end, you, not the gurus you follow, are stuck with the gains or losses. Remember the wisdom of Lao Tzu another great investment adviser 5,000 years ago: “He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.” Which are you?

One final warning: If you take this “Investors I.Q. Test” and get over 50%, you’ve still got some denial about the world and yourself. Get honest with yourself. Then rework your investment strategy.”


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